Off topic & small talk: A song for Pragmatic (and other RTP criminals)

Pat1991 wrote on 01.05.2025 at 12:31: Please have the music and speech melody of "Sarah - Sido" in your head for this text.

Slotty
why are you so mean to me?
I know you can do it,
throw like in the demo Bonusbuy
show me

Oh Slotty,
i look at the RTP every day,
but it just won't get any higher,
I think 94 is disgusting, man

Pragmatic, make your jokes,
but you shouldn't overdo it,
you only have yourselves to blame for what I'm about to say

94% are terrible
94% are terrible

(Pragmatic, you've really p**sed me off,
but you're not even worth it.
Do you think gamblers are idiots?
Here you have your idiots, you assholes!

What the hell, you're not worth it...
... No, not at all, chorus, run on!!!)

94% are terrible
94% are terrible
94% are terrible
94% are terrible

(chorus slowly gets quieter)

94% are terrible
94% are terrible
94% are terrible
94% are terrible

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